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a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

(Source: verylittlebird)


You’re in love with him, and he’s in love with you, and it’s like a goddamn tragedy, because you look at him and see the stars, and he looks at you and sees the sun. And you both think the other is just looking at the ground.


why is a baby kangaroo called a joey? very obvious.

kangaroo -> pouch -> pocket -> jeans -> joey in friends wore jeans.


I hope glee does one last competition and are really scared because the opposing team’s lead singer is supposed to be the best in the entire country and slowly the curtain goes up and there he is



The leeks though????


The leeks though????


i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

(Source: whisqrs)


due to some reasons, things went wrong and my dog had to be put to sleep. im clearly emotionally distraught about this. im trying to force myself to do something other than staring at a blank wall while overcome with grief. i’ll be trying to use tumblr like i always do, but i cant seem to like staying on this website for more than 30 seconds.

i just want to say that she was my best friend. i cant believe she’s gone and that she won’t be coming home. i miss you a lot and thank you for making these 7 years amazing. i hope i made you happy too.


c’mon, buck. i’ll lead, if you want. 


c’mon, buck. i’ll lead, if you want. 

"Dude! We're noodles-and-a-coffee friends, but you're moving too-."

(Source: queersilvers)